Thursday, 17 September 2015

DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT!!! FUNNY

DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!! Chemistry and his brother physics with deep sorrow announce the death of their father Mathematics who died in a serious calculation on blackboard road off chalk avenue. Agriculture has promise to provide land for the burial and Fine art will decorate the coffin. Entrepreneurship and his wife commerce have pledged to provide food and transport for the mourners. IRE will pray for the soul of the late. History and her friend Geography will narrate the life story of the late Mr mathematics to the mourners. English will be the master of ceremony and Biology will tell the mourners the disease that killed the late. "I must sue his dead body for the money he borrowed from me" ....... Who made that last statement?

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